Найкращі анекдоти, приколи

Найкращі анекдоти та приколи українською

The Boss

One day a man goes to a pet shop to buy a parrot. The assistant takes the man to the parrot section and asks the man to choose one. The man asks, ”How much is the yellow one? ”

The assistant says, ”$2000. ” The man is shocked and asks the assistant why it’s so expensive. The assistant explains, ”This parrot is a very special one. He knows typewriting and can type really fast. ”

”What about the green one? ” the man asks.

The assistant says, ”He costs $5000 because he knows typewriting and can answer incoming telephone calls and takes notes. ”

”What about the red one? ” the man asks.

The assistant says, ”That one’s $10,000. ”

The man says, ”What does HE do? ”

The assistant says, ”I don’t know, but the other two call him boss. ”

An Arab student sends an e-mail

An Arab student sends an e-mail
to his dad, saying:
Dear Dad
Berlin is wonderful,
people are nice and I really like it
here,
but Dad, I am a bit ashamed to
arrive at my college with my
pure-gold Ferrari 599GTB
when all my teachers and many
fellow students travel by train.
Your son,
Nasser

The next day,
Nasser gets a reply to his e-mail
from his dad:
My dear loving son
Fifty million US Dollar has just
been transferred to your
account.
Please stop embarrassing us.
Go and get yourself a train too.