The man approached the very beautiful woman in the large supermarket and asked, “You know, I’ve lost my wife here in the supermarket. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?” “Why?” “Because every time I talk to a beautiful woman my wife appears out of nowhere.”
One day a man goes to a pet shop to buy a parrot. The assistant takes the man to the parrot section and asks the man to choose one. The man asks, ”How much is the yellow one? ”
The assistant says, ”$2000. ” The man is shocked and asks the assistant why it’s so expensive. The assistant explains, ”This parrot is a very special one. He knows typewriting and can type really fast. ”
”What about the green one? ” the man asks.
The assistant says, ”He costs $5000 because he knows typewriting and can answer incoming telephone calls and takes notes. ”
”What about the red one? ” the man asks.
The assistant says, ”That one’s $10,000. ”
The man says, ”What does HE do? ”
The assistant says, ”I don’t know, but the other two call him boss. ”
An Arab student sends an e-mail to his dad, saying: Dear Dad Berlin is wonderful, people are nice and I really like it here, but Dad, I am a bit ashamed to arrive at my college with my pure-gold Ferrari 599GTB when all my teachers and many fellow students travel by train. Your son, Nasser
The next day, Nasser gets a reply to his e-mail from his dad: My dear loving son Fifty million US Dollar has just been transferred to your account. Please stop embarrassing us. Go and get yourself a train too.