• My wife is missing

    The man approached the very beautiful woman in the large supermarket and asked, “You know, I’ve lost my wife here in the supermarket. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?”
    “Because every time I talk to a beautiful woman my wife appears out of nowhere.”

  • The Boss

    One day a man goes to a pet shop to buy a parrot. The assistant takes the man to the parrot section and asks the man to choose one. The man asks, ”How much is the yellow one? ”

    The assistant says, ”$2000. ” The man is shocked and asks the assistant why it’s so expensive. The assistant explains, ”This parrot is a very special one. He knows typewriting and can type really fast. ”

    ”What about the green one? ” the man asks.

    The assistant says, ”He costs $5000 because he knows typewriting and can answer incoming telephone calls and takes notes. ”

    ”What about the red one? ” the man asks.

    The assistant says, ”That one’s $10,000. ”

    The man says, ”What does HE do? ”

    The assistant says, ”I don’t know, but the other two call him boss. ”

  • An Arab student sends an e-mail

    An Arab student sends an e-mail
    to his dad, saying:
    Dear Dad
    Berlin is wonderful,
    people are nice and I really like it
    but Dad, I am a bit ashamed to
    arrive at my college with my
    pure-gold Ferrari 599GTB
    when all my teachers and many
    fellow students travel by train.
    Your son,

    The next day,
    Nasser gets a reply to his e-mail
    from his dad:
    My dear loving son
    Fifty million US Dollar has just
    been transferred to your
    Please stop embarrassing us.
    Go and get yourself a train too.